Note. World of Darkness is a roleplaying game, its played with friends around a table while smoking crack, drinking beer and talking a lot of nonsense…. oh and we get to throw some dices too…
10. You can be cooler then Rambo or Schwarzeneger… i mean hell, when is the last time Rambo had to fight Vietnamese Communists Bee Controlled Zombies?
9. No matter how much you try not to end in paranoia, you will.
8. I actually died of STARVATION in a game…
7. Being Heroic gets you killed.
6. Being Stupid gets you killed faster then being Heroic.
5. It gives a whole new meaning to: Shedding Light into the world. ( u might not want to see whats in front of you)
4. Teachers are all controlled by a vampire in the basement. (now we know why they are so evil)
3. Terrorists will blow up the subway only to let the apes of doom out so that they can open the portal to hell. (makes perfect sense)
2. There is actually a feat thats called “common sense” and its expensive… not everybody can afford it…
1. The world will end because the heroes got lost in the subway and died of hunger.
thx for reading the crapy review… now get out!
