Hanging to the door of a speeding train can be actually fun… but once you realize that if another train passes by, you might get your butt turn one with your head, it kinda gets uncomfortable. Checking to see how close the other line was, Gabriel turns slowly and witnesses that there were actually no lines… the threat of another train putting his butt through his head was out of the question… yet still he could feel the train speeding up and he knew this all would turn into a test of endurance. Staring at the bar he spoke on a deadly tone “i won’t loose to a crowbar”.
30 min later the conductor decided to have a walk through the train… all passengers were fine… some had bought their tickets on board, others already had them… it seemed such a nice day… he went to the back of the train so that he can smoke there alone… He lights his cigarette and looked out of the door window… The sky was blue, trees were green, and a kid holding himself from the bar of the train was smiling innocently and waving hi…
The door swung open and too arms as thick as Gabriel’s head reached out and grabbed him, pulling him inside… There he found himself staring at 3 men. One was obviously the conductor and the other two looked like Arnold Schwarzeneger’s clones. All of them where pale… as if they’d just have seen a ghost… after a few minutes of staring at each other and a very awkward silence, Gabriel decided to end it by submitting his ticket…
the conductor took it as if just waking up from a bad dream. He looked at the ticket and suddenly started laughing… “what?” asked the others…
after wiping a tear off he turned to Gabriel… “Kid…. you are on the wrong train”…
